Bruce Buffer

 If this story was about a prizefight, Bruce Buffer would be the first to introduce himself. Bruce Buffer is the challenger. He's also the 13-year-old baby brother. Coming up in the shadow of a legend drove him to find his own voice, conquer his own game, and be his own Buffer. So he decided to enter the arena to something suitable to UFC or something that is Bruce. Let's label it "Jump Around" by House of Pain. Bruce jumps around. He nods his head. Raw energy wafts off of his body in tiny lines.And now it's time for the champ. The lights dim, and as he moves toward the ring, the speakers blast something that is Michael Buffer. "Diamonds Are Forever." The Shirley Bassey version, not the Kanye one that has only the hook that youngsters prefer. Michael is patient. Michael knows the best way to get into an area. He makes VIPs feel comfortable about their attire at the rings's side. Since he was designed for this, he does not have to dress up when he enters the rings. It's effortless. All he needs to do is to open his mouth