Neal Bledsoe

 Neal Bledsoe is an actor and writer who grew up in Seattle however, for some reason the internet thinks the actor is from Canada. This isn't true, he was born in Seattle. He was named after the Beat Generation hero, Neal Cassady as well as an auto thief his father had known. He's been a Seahawks enthusiast for longer than it's been trendy however, he's almost quit the Mariners. On screen the actor has played everything from an Old Spice Man to flying Nazis to hot food truck chefs, and most recently, he was in the show Shameless, shamelessly flouting his privilege as a white man. One time, he was paid to model in a Tiffany's advertisement with the Dutch supermodel Doutzen. Those were those days. You may have also read his Sports Illustrated series, The Delicate Moron about his attempt to play professional football for the LA KISS, an Arena League team that was once controlled by Gene Simmons or Paul Stanley. Gene said he was "a very attractive powerful, strong man." This was one of the highlights of his career. He has also contributed to Men's Health, as well as several literary magazines that are hard to come across. Pirate is his dog. He is probably more Instagram followers than you.