Bruce Buffer

 If this was the result of a contest, Bruce Buffer would be the first to introduce himself. Bruce Buffer is the challenger. He is the baby brother of 13 years old. Coming up in the shadow of legends drove him to discover his own voice, to conquer his own game, and be the Buffer of his own. He's in the UFC to take on something like Bruce. Let's refer to it as "Jump Around" by House of Pain. Bruce jumps around. He turns his head. Energy swells out of his body in tiny lines.And it's time to go for the champ. The lights dim and as he makes his way toward the ring, the speakers blast something that is Michael Buffer-like. "Diamonds Are Forever." It's the Shirley Bassey version. Michael takes his time. Michael knows the best way to get into a room. He makes the VIPs at the ringside smile because they're are dressed to impress. He doesn't have to worry about charging his own fees once he's in the ring because it was his destiny to be born to do this. It's effortless. All he has to do is speak with his mouth.