Neal Bledsoe

 Neal Bledsoe, an actor and writer, grew up in Seattle. But, the internet believes Neal Bledsoe originates from Canada. He was born in Seattle, however that's absurd. He was named after the Beat Generation hero, Neal Cassady, and a car thief his father knew. Even though he's been an avid Seahawks fan longer than it's been fashionable, he almost gave to the Mariners. He's played a myriad of characters on screen, including Old Spice Man, flying Nazis, hot food truck chefs and most recently, Shameless. This is where he shamelessly floutes his right to be white. Speaking of which, one time, he was paid to model in the Tiffany's ad featuring Doutzen. Dutch supermodel, Doutzen. These were the days... You may have also seen his series for Sports Illustrated, The Delicate Moron, about his attempt to play professional football with the LA KISS, the Arena League team once controlled by Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley. His career highlight so far was when Gene declared him to be "a beautiful man with great sexual power." Additionally, he's published his work in Men's Health and several fine literary magazines that nobody ever reads. He also has one dog named Pirate who probably has many more Instagram followers than you