Neal Bledsoe

 Neal Bledsoe is an actor and writer who grew up in Seattle however, because of some reason, the internet believes that Neal is from Canada. He was born in Seattle, however that's absurd. He was named for the Beat Generation hero, Neal Cassady as well as an auto thief his father knew. He's been an avid Seahawks fan longer than it's been fashionable however, he's almost abandoned the Mariners. He's been a variety of characters in the movies, including Old Spice Man, flying Nazis as well as Hot food truck chefs and, most recently, Shameless. This is where he shamelessly displays his white privilege. Doutzen is a Dutch supermodel, paid him to model in an Tiffany's advertisement. That was the time... You might have also seen his Sports Illustrated series, The Delicate Moron about his attempts to play professional football for the LA KISS, an Arena League team that was once controlled by Gene Simmons or Paul Stanley. His career highlight to date was when Gene declared him to be "a beautiful man with immense sexual force." He's also published work in Men's Health, as well as numerous literary journals that are rare to come across. Pirate Dog, his pet, has probably more Instagram users than you.