Neal Bledsoe

 Neal Bledsoe is an actor and writer, who grew up in Seattle However, somehow, the web assumes that he's from Canada. The city he was born is Seattle, however that's absurd. Named after Neal Cassady (a Beat Generation hero as well as a car thief), he was born. He's been an avid Seahawks enthusiast for as long as it's been trendy however, he's almost abandoned the Mariners. He's played a myriad of characters in the movies, such as Old Spice Man, flying Nazis, Hot food truck chefs, and lastly, Shameless. This is where he shamelessly violates the white privilege he enjoys. Speaking of which, one time he was paid to be a model in the Tiffany's advertisement with Doutzen, the Dutch supermodel Doutzen. Those were those days. You may have also been able to read his Sports Illustrated series, The Delicate Moron about his efforts to play professional football for the LA KISS, an Arena League team which was controlled by Gene Simmons or Paul Stanley. His career highlight so far was when Gene said he was "a very attractive man of incredible sexual power." He has also contributed to Men's Health, as well as a variety of literary magazines that are hard to find. He also has an animal named Pirate who is probably more Instagram users than you have.